• 11 out of 350 Million Facebook Users is not so Bad

    Update: Facebook now has close to a billion users and Sucky Poems has 20 Facebook fans so we’re almost growing proportionately. Of 350 million facebook users, I have just 11 fans But to gain a couple more i’ve got a lot of plans Maybe I should write more to gain a bunch of hits But [...]

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  • I had sex with Blake Lively thanks to Tim Ferriss

    This poem is dedicated to Tim Ferriss (@tferriss) for his inspiration. Until last night I could just day dream about getting one of the women on my list whom I can sleep without causing problems with my girlfriend for messing around but the list is of celebs that can never be found until last night when [...]

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  • I Was Constipated (Parody of I Wanna be Sedated by the Ramones)

    This song has been on my mind since the first time I heard it on the radio.  Not sure why it took so long to get it up here.  Enjoy! Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago I was constipated Nothing to do, nowhere to go I was constipated Just get me to the bathroom and put me [...]

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  • Dinosaurs in Birthday Hats

    This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Kevin Muldoon @caoimghgin from New Haven for suggesting a sucky poem about dinosaurs in birthday hats.  Not sure where he came up with that one but I don’t ask these questions. We all know many dinosaurs from Barney and Denver to Dino Palaeontologists even found the Futalognkosaurus Dukei which [...]

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  • How to Fix a PC Computer

    *This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the topic of “how to fix a computer”.  You too can have a poem dedicated to you if you send @suckypoems a suggestion for a sucky poem on twitter. Fixing a PC computer is actually quite complex you have to do about a 101 [...]

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  • What a Prom

    I remember my prom like it happened today i went in style, i wouldn’t have it any other way i got a stretched limo and a corsage for the girl before going in, we took the limo for a whirl I dressed in the fanciest Tux It only cost me a couple hundred bucks we [...]

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  • Buy A Tux from Tuxedocanada.com

    If you’re looking to buy a nice tux, then you are in luck i just launched a shop to buy a tux, its the top you can get jackets, pants, shirts and a vest but it’s the prices that you will like best. This is just a cheesy ad for the new site i’m hoping [...]

  • The Inspiration For My Poetry

    i’ve been thinking of some really sucky poems to post but people wonder if they are inspired by my life the most Then I have to think twice about writing tons of stuff like mommy and daddy not loving me enough or the years i spent locked in a cellar and how about the beatings, [...]

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  • How We Ended Up Like This

    It wasn’t because of my lie that she left me for another guy it wasn’t because of my smell that made her wish me to hell it wasn’t because of my attitude even though she said i was pretty rude it wasn’t even my hygene when I was filthy and she was clean I’m really [...]

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  • My Dream Job

    I want a job and i want to work i want a paycheck and i want the perks i want a nice office and a cushy chair i want to give orders and decide what’s best I want to do research, development and test I want bonuses and lots of vacation I want to have [...]

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Premature Finish

Another gem from the Fox! These poems are so hard to begin It’s really hard, not fun, Trying to come up with a topic Oh hey cool, this one’s done          

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December 8, 2011
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10 Reasons I’m Leaving You

The Fox has once again supplied a few more of his precious gems to share with the Sucky Poem community.  Here is the first.  Enjoy! No, I refuse I don’t like your shoes Fine I don’t mean it, that was a ruse But , no it’s not right You can’t be my wife I can’t [...]

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December 7, 2011
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11 out of 350 Million Facebook Users is not so Bad

Update: Facebook now has close to a billion users and Sucky Poems has 20 Facebook fans so we’re almost growing proportionately. Of 350 million facebook users, I have just 11 fans But to gain a couple more i’ve got a lot of plans Maybe I should write more to gain a bunch of hits But [...]

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January 7, 2010
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Apple Products From the iPhone to the Macintosh

This poems is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a poem about iPhones. I want to begin by saying i’m a big fan of Apple because making great products they can but I have a theory which ticks me off to no end they keep discovering new technology they pretend I dont believe it well, [...]

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October 21, 2009
In The News
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I had sex with Blake Lively thanks to Tim Ferriss

This poem is dedicated to Tim Ferriss (@tferriss) for his inspiration. Until last night I could just day dream about getting one of the women on my list whom I can sleep without causing problems with my girlfriend for messing around but the list is of celebs that can never be found until last night when [...]

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September 23, 2009
Sucky, The Rich and Famous
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I Was Constipated (Parody of I Wanna be Sedated by the Ramones)

This song has been on my mind since the first time I heard it on the radio.  Not sure why it took so long to get it up here.  Enjoy! Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago I was constipated Nothing to do, nowhere to go I was constipated Just get me to the bathroom and put me [...]

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August 25, 2009
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Wardrobe Malfunction

This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a sucky poem about nipple slips. some top celebrity acrtress poses for pictures down the walk and every reporter watching wants to have her for a talk sometimes she acts politely and tells them all the news and sometimes even unwillingly, she exposes one of her boobs [...]

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June 30, 2009
The Rich and Famous
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Dinosaurs in Birthday Hats

This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Kevin Muldoon @caoimghgin from New Haven for suggesting a sucky poem about dinosaurs in birthday hats.  Not sure where he came up with that one but I don’t ask these questions. We all know many dinosaurs from Barney and Denver to Dino Palaeontologists even found the Futalognkosaurus Dukei which [...]

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June 5, 2009
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How to Fix a PC Computer

*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the topic of “how to fix a computer”.  You too can have a poem dedicated to you if you send @suckypoems a suggestion for a sucky poem on twitter. Fixing a PC computer is actually quite complex you have to do about a 101 [...]

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June 3, 2009
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What a Prom

I remember my prom like it happened today i went in style, i wouldn’t have it any other way i got a stretched limo and a corsage for the girl before going in, we took the limo for a whirl I dressed in the fanciest Tux It only cost me a couple hundred bucks we [...]

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