ive just learned how to hurt your feet

by stepping on ur toes

i also know how to break your fingers

by punching you in the nose

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Stumble on this and stumble on that
i stumbled half the net while in my office i sat
some sites were really good while others really sucked
but all in all i’m wasting time so in the end I will be screwed
it’s such a powerful tool to waste so much time
i just felt that I should let the world know and i’ll tell it in a rhyme
you might say that stumble is a curse and in life we will fail
but hey, its better than spending your life checking email

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Nose picking has become something of an art

It can be almost as embarrassing as a silent but deadly fart

but for nose picking everyone can see you in clear light

it was a scratch not a pick you must always fight

when you are alone, it’s more than accepted

unless the line of site is somehow intercepted

like driving on the road at 60 miles an hour

then stopping at a red light and you have to cower

or maybe it’s the red light that makes you pick

because when you’re not speeding you get a tick

in my opinion you can pick and flick

my only request is that you don’t start to lick

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when i get stressed i dont know how to cope
i feel like i am drowning at my desk without any hope
my heart pumps faster, my head starts to pound
every little noise is the most annoying sound
people want everything from me right now or sooner
i wish life was like a tv show where i could switch the tuner
my job is not worth this amount of stress
every day is like another test
to see what will make me blow a fuse
10 years from now i might be amused
for now i feel that it’s just not worth it
but i dont have the guts to get up and quit

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i love ur mom

no not in that way

i mean how she acts

nice every day

she makes great food

serves watermelon without pits

has a pleasant smile

oh yea, and really nice t…

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Use Google Ad sense everyone says
it puts ads on your page and it pays
it crawls through your pages and only displays a relevant ad
so why on my site are all the ads pretty bad
about poems are the only ads on my homepage
with ads like these there’s no way i’ll make a wage
i want to attract people for humor and fun
not publishing poems you son of a gun
a different topic in almost every post
i don’t want Google using my site to sell poems the most
sell crap, sell fun, sell anything else for all i care
just keep those poem publishing ads out of my hair

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I just want to let all you people know

that i checked my stats on alexa.com and my popularity is starting to show

my poems are shining and i am told my wit shines through

the percentage of people who think my site rocks is 0.000002

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you want me to change

then so should you

ill switch 2 things

that i do

ill pass the food

and fill up on gas

and u can wipe my mouth

and kiss my…

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stick it to the man

demonstrate and picket

if u cant stick it to the man

i have somewhere you can stick it

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