Did I ever mention that I like to procrastinate? Not getting anything done, should be pretty great All it’s really doing is screwing yourself ahead in time if you could go back, you would punish the crime Future you vs. past you, a fight to the end It will be judged by present you so [...]
ive just learned how to hurt your feet by stepping on ur toes i also know how to break your fingers by punching you in the nose
Stumble on this and stumble on that i stumbled half the net while in my office i sat some sites were really good while others really sucked but all in all i’m wasting time so in the end I will be screwed it’s such a powerful tool to waste so much time i just felt [...]
Nose picking has become something of an art It can be almost as embarrassing as a silent but deadly fart but for nose picking everyone can see you in clear light it was a scratch not a pick you must always fight when you are alone, it’s more than accepted unless the line of site [...]
when i get stressed i dont know how to cope i feel like i am drowning at my desk without any hope my heart pumps faster, my head starts to pound every little noise is the most annoying sound people want everything from me right now or sooner i wish life was like a tv [...]
i love ur mom no not in that way i mean how she acts nice every day she makes great food serves watermelon without pits has a pleasant smile oh yea, and really nice t…
Use Google Ad sense everyone says it puts ads on your page and it pays it crawls through your pages and only displays a relevant ad so why on my site are all the ads pretty bad about poems are the only ads on my homepage with ads like these there’s no way i’ll make [...]
I just want to let all you people know that i checked my stats on alexa.com and my popularity is starting to show my poems are shining and i am told my wit shines through the percentage of people who think my site rocks is 0.000002
you want me to change then so should you ill switch 2 things that i do ill pass the food and fill up on gas and u can wipe my mouth and kiss my…
stick it to the man demonstrate and picket if u cant stick it to the man i have somewhere you can stick it
American Tie
Note: I was just thinking of the song American Pie and the...
TRUE LOVE
One of my readers requested a poem about how ugly love can...
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How to Fix a PC Computer
*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the...
URINALS
Just reposting this with some great pictures i took in a bathroom...
when you wish upon a star your dreams just may come true...