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I need to get some lunch but I don’t have the money
I starve every day and it’s not even funny
My mouth is watering every minute of the day
When I see someone else’s food, I would even eat the tray
There’s only so much free coffee I can drink
Sometimes it gets so bad, I’ll drink water right from the sink
My other choice is to buy junk food from a machine
But it all has more calories than you have ever seen
Bite size mega calories is the name I like to use
It’s amazing how they get that much fat into some kind of ooze
It’s a wonder how they have gone so far
It’s more of a mystery than how they get the caramel in the Caramilk bar
mmmmmmm…. Caramilk bar
Oh man I’m hungry I can’t take this anymore
I finish at 5:00 and it’s only a quarter to 4.
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