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Nose picking has become something of an art
It can be almost as embarrassing as a silent but deadly fart
but for nose picking everyone can see you in clear light
it was a scratch not a pick you must always fight
when you are alone, it’s more than accepted
unless the line of site is somehow intercepted
like driving on the road at 60 miles an hour
then stopping at a red light and you have to cower
or maybe it’s the red light that makes you pick
because when you’re not speeding you get a tick
in my opinion you can pick and flick
my only request is that you don’t start to lick
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