I need to get some lunch but I don’t have the money I starve every day and it’s not even funny My mouth is watering every minute of the day When I see someone else’s food, I would even eat the tray There’s only so much free coffee I can drink Sometimes it gets so [...]
my tushy smell like roses so does the toilet i poop in thats because your stupid dog keeps making in my garden
Checking my email is really grand I check it every minute or two and it’s getting out of hand I got special tabbed browsing so I can see my 5 accounts When I finish checking the last account, it’s back to the first that I pounce It only takes 30 seconds to check each one [...]
Living it up in NY City The place where anything goes You can live at the top of the trump towers Or live on the streets below With money you can party to your heart’s content Bump and grind with Lindsay Lohan Or sit in the back alley behind the club Have people spit nickels [...]
when you wish upon a star your dreams just may come true when you wish upon a peanutbutter jar your dreams may just come chew when you wish upon a strip of tar your dreams turn into goo when you wish upon an adult bar you’ll have dreams ’till your seventy-two when you wish upon [...]
Will you be my valentine i would really like it if you dont wanna be my valentine i dont give a …
pick up the phone and call us thats what the commercial sings so i tried to make the same commercial my phone still never rings
i have a headache, im just too tired this is what she always says i have more chance of getting action with the dispenser for my pez
I sing our country’s anthem I do it for our nation I also eat lots of bran I do that for constipation
New York, they say is a hell of a town It smells like a urinal and everyone frowns People are in a rush to get nowhere Pushing people out of their way without a single care What’s good for me and good for my job! It’s like the people’s lives that the city does rob [...]
American Tie
Note: I was just thinking of the song American Pie and the...
TRUE LOVE
One of my readers requested a poem about how ugly love can...
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How to Fix a PC Computer
*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the...
URINALS
Just reposting this with some great pictures i took in a bathroom...
when you wish upon a star your dreams just may come true...