so u want me to pay for dinner and u wont even touch my arm? and u want me to beg and cry for you doing my voicebox all this harm? u wont even touch me at all? but i still have to buy you more? now i understand the great demand in just getting [...]
If no one had hair we’d all be the same, No hairstyles or hairdos to turn into a game Saving time from brushing and shampooing would really be good And just think, you’ll never find a hair in your food
We wish you tons of balloons and flowers As well as those candies which some are sour You deserve them all on this joyous occasion And all it caused was a minor abrasion Congrats!!
I’ve never done drugs or so I think But I’ve tried every pill above the bathroom sink Some are tasty with a candy coating Other are taken to prevent over bloating But be careful to read the labels carefully before taking Because eating suppositories is pukefest in the making
On day number one, I was driving my truck On day number two I ran out of luck On day number three I spent a good buck So on day number four I could get a good tune up
You look as beautiful as a perfect red rose As I peel off the petals, you strip off your clothes Then all that’s left is an ugly little hole, Which coincidently, perfectly describes your bitter soul
In your eyes I see many things like windows to the soul But until you remove the gunk from them its like looking in a different hole
I sit at my desk trying to look like I produce But all I can pull off is slightly obtuse I pick up my phone and call my old number If someone should answer it would be a bummer Getting paid to make calls can be great But every 2 minutes I need a break
How much time can a person waste? Sitting at a computer with a blank stare on his face Surfing or stumbling, they are both the same Aim, msn, yahoo, just a few to name Go get a job like a real man Flipping burgers you can do, I’m sure you can At least get off [...]
When I met you, I was glad When you left me I was sad When you cheated, I was mad Then I found out it was with my dad And it took place in my pad Thinking about it was bad I’m sure you felt it was rad I tried to convince myself it was [...]
American Tie
Note: I was just thinking of the song American Pie and the...
TRUE LOVE
One of my readers requested a poem about how ugly love can...
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How to Fix a PC Computer
*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the...
URINALS
Just reposting this with some great pictures i took in a bathroom...
when you wish upon a star your dreams just may come true...