In a Google search for sucky poems, I’m in second place How can that be when that’s the name of my site is how I make my case Some digital something or other beat me at my own game But at least I’m close to the top so that’s some level of fame But I [...]
Nobody comes to my blog anymore But its ok because they never came before My stats say I’m doing ok After all, I get an average of 2 views per day One day I got a whopping 25 Its days like those that I like to be alive But that is all so far for [...]
People can be so silly Like my ole friend Billy Even with two hands behind his back can still give a wet willy
(The Fox Stole this one from me… It’s simple enough though, maybe sick minds think alike.) i dont have a buck i dont have much luck i dont have a truck but its fine… i dont give a…darn
im sorry u lost your arms today im sure that really blows if someone angers u, u cant give him the finger ull have to use ur toes
Homeo Oh Homeo Where art thou oh Homeo I’m out with my boyz grabbin some toyz and stealin’ your car stereo
Bringing new life into the world Is special even if it’s a girl Don’t go banging your head on the wall You can always teach her how to play ball
ive got a secret one i should really tell you look really good today but man o man u smell u should really take a shower, u really smell like poo sure enough i saw him taking that shower to the zoo!
Searching for crap online is what I do best Everyone has their own site it’s becoming a mess How can I find some real quality sites To add to my routine as I surf through the night The answer right now is not really known Because it’s every morning that I realize how much time [...]
American Tie
Note: I was just thinking of the song American Pie and the...
TRUE LOVE
One of my readers requested a poem about how ugly love can...
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How to Fix a PC Computer
*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the...
URINALS
Just reposting this with some great pictures i took in a bathroom...
when you wish upon a star your dreams just may come true...