Nobody comes to my blog anymore

But its ok because they never came before

My stats say I’m doing ok

After all, I get an average of 2 views per day

One day I got a whopping 25

Its days like those that I like to be alive

But that is all so far for my success

Even google thinks right now I’m a mess

My adsense account hasn’t increased in weeks

To get that stuff all over my site I had to put up with all kinds of geeks

I need this site to grow so I’m asking you this

Add my site to your regular visits and I’ll send you a kiss

Leave me comments and notes and all that good stuff

Write me a letter, a poem or anything off the cuff

Tell all your friends and your enemies too

The way that this site will grow is only because of YOU!!!

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People can be so silly

Like my ole friend Billy

Even with two hands behind his back

can still give a wet willy

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(The Fox Stole this one from me… It’s simple enough though, maybe sick minds think alike.)

i dont have a buck

i dont have much luck

i dont have a truck

but its fine… i dont give a…darn

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im sorry u lost your arms today

im sure that really blows

if someone angers u, u cant give him the finger

ull have to use ur toes

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Homeo Oh Homeo

Where art thou oh Homeo

I’m out with my boyz

grabbin some toyz

and stealin’ your car stereo

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Bringing new life into the world

Is special even if it’s a girl

Don’t go banging your head on the wall

You can always teach her how to play ball

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ive got a secret

one i should really tell

you look really good today

but man o man u smell

u should really take a shower,

u really smell like poo

sure enough i saw him taking

that shower to the zoo!

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i had no clue

since she looked so hot

but i woke to realize

a female she was not

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Searching for crap online is what I do best

Everyone has their own site it’s becoming a mess

How can I find some real quality sites

To add to my routine as I surf through the night

The answer right now is not really known

Because it’s every morning that I realize how much time I have blown

Of all the sites I’ve seen, I can’t tell you what is best

But I know one site that’s different from the rest

It’s a site I check often and its one I recommend

For this site, my loyalty I will not bend

Here is the site, it’s really the bomb

The site is called SuckyPoems.com

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