Archive for October, 2007


I’m Number Two

Posted by Flid
In Sucky
26Oct 07

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In a Google search for sucky poems, I’m in second place

How can that be when that’s the name of my site is how I make my case

Some digital something or other beat me at my own game

But at least I’m close to the top so that’s some level of fame

But I take my little victories and am very happy

You take what you can when half your poems are sappy

I’m just asking for you to help me out

In the future, “I’m number 1” is what I want to shout.

I could shout it now but that would be a lie

Or I could just tell people that it’s a tie.

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Help Me Grow My Blog

Posted by Flid
In Sucky
26Oct 07

Nobody comes to my blog anymore

But its ok because they never came before

My stats say I’m doing ok

After all, I get an average of 2 views per day

One day I got a whopping 25

Its days like those that I like to be alive

But that is all so far for my success

Even google thinks right now I’m a mess

My adsense account hasn’t increased in weeks

To get that stuff all over my site I had to put up with all kinds of geeks

I need this site to grow so I’m asking you this

Add my site to your regular visits and I’ll send you a kiss

Leave me comments and notes and all that good stuff

Write me a letter, a poem or anything off the cuff

Tell all your friends and your enemies too

The way that this site will grow is only because of YOU!!!

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People Can Be So Silly

Posted by Flid
In Fox
25Oct 07

People can be so silly

Like my ole friend Billy

Even with two hands behind his back

can still give a wet willy

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Dont Have a Buck

Posted by Flid
In Fox
19Oct 07

(The Fox Stole this one from me… It’s simple enough though, maybe sick minds think alike.)

i dont have a buck

i dont have much luck

i dont have a truck

but its fine… i dont give a…darn

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Lost Arms

Posted by Flid
In Fox
10Oct 07

im sorry u lost your arms today

im sure that really blows

if someone angers u, u cant give him the finger

ull have to use ur toes

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Oh Homeo

Posted by Flid
In Fox
9Oct 07

Homeo Oh Homeo

Where art thou oh Homeo

I’m out with my boyz

grabbin some toyz

and stealin’ your car stereo

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New Life

Posted by Flid
In Sucky
8Oct 07

Bringing new life into the world

 

Is special even if it’s a girl

 

Don’t go banging your head on the wall

 

You can always teach her how to play ball

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I’ve Got a Secret

Posted by Flid
In Fox
7Oct 07

ive got a secret

one i should really tell

you look really good today

but man o man u smell

u should really take a shower,

u really smell like poo

sure enough i saw him taking

that shower to the zoo!

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No Clue

Posted by Flid
In Fox
3Oct 07

i had no clue

since she looked so hot

but i woke to realize

a female she was not

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Crap Online

Posted by Flid
In Sucky
1Oct 07

Searching for crap online is what I do best

Everyone has their own site it’s becoming a mess

How can I find some real quality sites

To add to my routine as I surf through the night

The answer right now is not really known

Because it’s every morning that I realize how much time I have blown

Of all the sites I’ve seen, I can’t tell you what is best

But I know one site that’s different from the rest

It’s a site I check often and its one I recommend

For this site, my loyalty I will not bend

Here is the site, it’s really the bomb

The site is called SuckyPoems.com

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