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I haven’t written in a while
and i dont have any more poems in my file
from now on i have to write from scratch
and hope than new people’s interest i do catch
i haven’t had a hit in couple days
but one of these days this site will be quite the craze
people will check for updates every hour
i could feel it now, the ultimate power
i will be up there with google and facebook
and it will all start with you giving your friends a look
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I think I’m really drunk tonight because the world is spinning
I see two of everything and think I can sing
I sing songs that I wish I could sing
But I’m sure if you listened you would hear just an annoying ring
I’m getting a slight headache but that might be a good sign
To show me in the morning that I will be just fine
Or is it the other way and I’ll wake up hung over
Just don’t tell me what you think I’m telling you that I’m sober
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Its really hard to type while I’m drunk as a drunk
I’m falling all over the place, who woulda thunk
I had a great idea, to drink even more
But by the time I got my next glass I was passed out on the floor
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