Just reposting this with some great pictures i took in a bathroom in Vegas. A urinal is really a wonderful thing It’s really a breeze when a leak do you spring No seat or covers, paper or tissues If you need it over there, you have some issues But with great power comes great [...]
To the love of my life on Valentine’s Day I’d like to sing your praise if I may You worship the ground that I walk on You make sure my worries are long gone You raise me up when I am down You make me turn around my frown You give me hope when there [...]
Get away you crazy bitch You are nothing but an annoying itch You follow me around all day I just want you to go away You sit outside my home and wait For me to come out and get caught on your bait But that is not going to fly Because if I had the [...]
Valentine’s is such a complicated day You have to follow rules which force you to pay For chocolate and flowers and hallmark cards to boot You have to go out for dinner and even put on a suit You try to be so romantic but it’s just a show It’s ok because everybody is [...]
Hey sweet cheeks, here’s to today The day I make your dreams come true and take you far a way Away from this cold and terrible world we live in To a place so far gone no one will know your sin The sin you hide and wish would be forgotten The one that you [...]
A parody of the Friends Theme Song “I’ll Be There For You”. So no one ever told you how much time you’d waste each day So many shows to watch your time just slips away It’s like you’re always stuck down on your rear Well, you haven’t gone outside in a week, a month or [...]
My Mom says that I shouldn’t beg on the site for beer and food But every time someone buys me a beer, it puts me in a good mood Mom, understand, I have a website, I’m not out on the street And working for food and beer is no easy feat In all truth, I [...]
We Want To Make Some Money (Parody of We Didn’t Start The Fire by Billy Joel. If you’re not completely familiar, take a look at the music video, it’s always been a favorite of mine.) We work hard every day, make our money, get our pay 9 to 5 to pay our bills but at [...]
In spirit of Valentines day, here is an old favorite, fixed up for the occasion. Oh, You’d better watch out, You better think quick You better buy some presents I’ll teach you a trick Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town She’s making a list, And checking it twice Whether you follow [...]
Valentine’s Day is the greatest day of the year The girls get candy and the lucky guys get beer It’s a day to prove your love for someone, no matter what the cost Because if you don’t, it will be your love that you lost Shower your significant other with flowers and presents But for [...]
American Tie
Note: I was just thinking of the song American Pie and the...
TRUE LOVE
One of my readers requested a poem about how ugly love can...
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How to Fix a PC Computer
*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the...
URINALS
Just reposting this with some great pictures i took in a bathroom...
when you wish upon a star your dreams just may come true...