Monthly Archive: February 2008

URINALS 3

URINALS

Just reposting this with some great pictures i took in a bathroom in Vegas.   A urinal is really a wonderful thing It’s really a breeze when a leak do you spring No seat...

Love on Valentine’s Day 1

Love on Valentine’s Day

To the love of my life on Valentine’s Day I’d like to sing your praise if I may You worship the ground that I walk on You make sure my worries are long gone...

Crazy Bitch 0

Crazy Bitch

Get away you crazy bitch You are nothing but an annoying itch You follow me around all day I just want you to go away You sit outside my home and wait For me...

Single on Valentine’s Day 2

Single on Valentine’s Day

  Valentine’s is such a complicated day You have to follow rules which force you to pay For chocolate and flowers and hallmark cards to boot You have to go out for dinner and...

Cheater 0

Cheater

Hey sweet cheeks, here’s to today The day I make your dreams come true and take you far a way Away from this cold and terrible world we live in To a place so...

TV Will Be There For You 0

TV Will Be There For You

A parody of the Friends Theme Song “I’ll Be There For You”. So no one ever told you how much time you’d waste each day So many shows to watch your time just slips...

Mom’s take on Beer 0

Mom’s take on Beer

My Mom says that I shouldn’t beg on the site for beer and food But every time someone buys me a beer, it puts me in a good mood Mom, understand, I have a...

We Want To Make Some Money 1

We Want To Make Some Money

We Want To Make Some Money (Parody of We Didn’t Start The Fire by Billy Joel. If you’re not completely familiar, take a look at the music video, it’s always been a favorite of...

Valentine’s Day 0

Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is the greatest day of the year The girls get candy and the lucky guys get beer It’s a day to prove your love for someone, no matter what the cost Because...