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In spirit of Valentines day, here is an old favorite, fixed up for the occasion.
Oh, You’d better watch out,
You better think quick
You better buy some presents
I’ll teach you a trick
Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town
She’s making a list,
And checking it twice
Whether you follow is whether she’s naughter or nice
Your girlfriend is expecting Valentine’s Day on the town
She knows where you live
She knows where you sleep
She knows what you do with your money
So spend it on her you stupid creep
Oh, You’d better watch out,
You better think quick
You better buy some presents
I’ll teach you a trick
Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town
The lovers in girl and boy land
Exchange presents back and forth
And if you really value your life
You better give in or head for the door
With two dozen roses
And lots of stuffed bears
A big box of chocolates
All in the shape of a heart to show you care
Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town
Oh, You’d better watch out,
You better think quick
You better buy some presents
I’ll teach you a trick
Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town
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