TV Will Be There For You

Posted by Flid
In Songs
11Feb 08

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A parody of the Friends Theme Song “I’ll Be There For You”.

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So no one ever told you how much time you’d waste each day

So many shows to watch your time just slips away

It’s like you’re always stuck down on your rear

Well, you haven’t gone outside in a week, a month or even a year


But TV will be there for you, when work needs to get done

TV will be there for you when you could be out having fun

TV will be there for you because you’re stuck to it too


You get no sleep at night because the shows never stop

Late night talk shows and old sitcoms that really rock

And infomercials for a knife to cut through your shoes

At 3 AM no matter what is on, you seem to be amused


But TV will be there for you, when work needs to get done

TV will be there for you when you could be out having fun

TV will be there for you because you’re stuck to it too


No one could ever show me, the programs TV shows me

Seems like my whole life is sitting in front of the TV

Something to face the day with, make it through all the rest with,

Something I’ll always laugh with, even at my worst, I’m best with TV


It’s like you’re always stuck down on your rear

Well, you haven’t gone outside in a week, a month or even a year


But TV will be there for you, when work needs to get done

TV will be there for you when you could be out having fun

TV will be there for you because you’re stuck to it too

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