Cleaning a room with kids around is like shoveling in a blizzard You keep cleaning as they keep messing, you really wish you were a wizard One zap and all the toys will be stacked up in place And to put the rest of the toys away, the kids will have a race What a [...]
This is a video of me performing sucky poetry on a cruise ship in Mexico.
American Tie
Note: I was just thinking of the song American Pie and the...
TRUE LOVE
One of my readers requested a poem about how ugly love can...
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How to Fix a PC Computer
*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the...
URINALS
Just reposting this with some great pictures i took in a bathroom...
when you wish upon a star your dreams just may come true...