Ugly, You are so ugly,
There is nobody,
As ugly as yoooouuu

 

You are so ugly, Miss. Ugly
There is nobody,
As ugly as yoooouuu
You are so ugly,

 

Yo this one here goes out to all my playas out there ya kno there’s this one ugly girl whose always been there like ya
Kno took all the bullshit then one day she cant take it no more and decides to stalk me

I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed that girl was by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I was
Feelin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make her go away, cuz
Ever since that girl found me, my whole left life came crashin

You are so ugly (so ugly),
Miss Ugly (miss. Ugly)
There is nobody (There’s nobody)
As ugly as you (as ugly as you) girl

You are so ugly (so ugly),
Miss Ugly (miss. Ugly)
There is nobody (There’s nobody)
As ugly as you (as ugly as you) girl

Cant believe that a girl like you can just walk right into my room, after all I put u thru u still stuck
Around and I cant hide, what really hurt me is you broke my lock, baby you were a stalker girl and you had no right, I
Really wanna make things right, and get you out of my life girl

You are so ugly (so ugly),
Miss Ugly (miss. Ugly)
There is nobody (There’s nobody)
As ugly as you (as ugly as you) girl

You are so ugly (so ugly),
Miss Ugly (miss. Ugly)
There is nobody (There’s nobody)
As ugly as you (as ugly as you) girl

Been all about the world ain’t neva seen a girl that can make me puke like you I see

Never thought the day would come where I would have to get up and run and you would be out chasing me
Cuz aint nowhere in the globe I can be, aint noone in the globe id rather flee then the girl of my nightmares that made me
Be so nauseous cause you so ugly

 

You are so ugly (so ugly),
Miss Ugly (miss. Ugly)
There is nobody (There’s nobody)
As ugly as you (as ugly as you) girl

You are so ugly (so ugly),
Miss Ugly (miss. Ugly)
There is nobody (There’s nobody)
As ugly as you (as ugly as you) girrll

Now I’m never going to be alone, I did hope you’d be gone for so long long, I jus want u to go away, so stop stalkin girl and
Go on home (go on home), ugly girl just get out, get lost or I’ll f’n shout, I never thought Id ever
Hurt somebody, but you’re drivin me crazy cuz…

You are so ugly (so ugly),
Miss Ugly (miss. Ugly)
There is nobody (There’s nobody)
As ugly as you (as ugly as you) girl

You are so ugly (so ugly),
Miss Ugly (miss. Ugly)
There is nobody (There’s nobody)
As ugly as you (as ugly as you) girl

Ugly, so ugly
So ugly, (so ugly),
Miss. Ugly, so ugly
So ugly, so ugly, (so ugly), Miss. Ugly

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Baby I’m amazed at the way you waste so much time
Maybe I’m afraid of the way I waste it too
Baby I’m amazed at the way you pissed away your time
watched tv online
Maybe I’m amazed at the way I was meant for you

Baby I’m a bum and maybe I’m a bored bum
Who’s always in the middle of watching something
That he cant get off the couch
Babe I’m a bum and maybe youre the only other
Who could ever compete with me
Baby wont you pass me the chips and dip

(lead solo)

Baby I’m a bum and maybe I’m a bored bum
Whos always in the middle of watching something
That he cant get off the couch
Babe I’m a bum and maybe youre the only other
Who could ever compete with me
Baby wont you pass me the chips

Baby I’m amazed at your butt print on the couch
Maybe I’m afraid of the size of mine too
Baby I’m amazed at the way you hog the remote
You never let me vote
Maybe I enjoy wasting time with you

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With love to my big brother on his 30th birthday.

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

I grew up with a big brother Moish

who had height and muscle on his side

But then I spent so many nights

Working out and getting strong

And then we grew up and

learned how to get along

And now you’re back

From LA

Came back to crash on my couch

even if it’s only for 2 days

I should have changed my f-ing lock

But I decided to leave you leave a key

But I have only one request

don’t make noise when you come in at 3

Oh now go

Walk out the door

Party for your birfday

Like you’re only 24

Weren’t you the one who said you’ll always be 18

Now you wonder,

Weren’t all those years really keen?

Oh no, not you

You’re not 22

As long as you keep aging you don’t know what to do

You’ve got all your life to live

And you’ve got all your love to give

But you’re not 22

You’re not 22

Yeah, Yeah

It took all the strength I had

Just to take the beat

I still have the scars to prove it

On my seat

Yoni and I spent so many minutes

Just thinking of these lyrics

he wanted to mention commandos

But I stood up and vetoed it

Now we remember

The days of old

Where the dead man run would knock us out good and cold

And so you thought i’d get up here

to make some fun of you and cause a fuss

But we’re gonna save our makin fun

for someone that can make fun of us

Oh now go

Walk out the door

Party for your birfday

Like you’re only 24

Weren’t you the one who said you’ll always be 18

Now you wonder,

Weren’t all those years really keen?

Oh no, not you

You’re not 22

As long as you keep aging you don’t know what to do

You’ve got all your life to live

And you’ve got all your love to give

But you’re not 22

You’re not 22

Yeah, Yeah

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