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That’s great work, you’re getting a raise
“Did I hear correctly, I’m really amazed”
I could use the extra money, I have so much with it to do
I could get a bigger apartment and buy some new clothes too
I could take that vacation I always dreamed of
or buy that game system with which I fell in love
There is so much I can do with the financial inspiration
“You’re not really getting a raise, that was just some motivation”
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