i’ve been thinking of some really sucky poems to post

but people wonder if they are inspired by my life the most

Then I have to think twice about writing tons of stuff

like mommy and daddy not loving me enough

or the years i spent locked in a cellar

and how about the beatings, they were really stellar

I’m not sure where to draw the line with drugs

and I don’t want to write too much about hugs

so really i’m left with almost nothing to write

and my grey area is really tight

I really post based on my inspiration

but not on my life, based on the rest of the nation

in the news, in what i read

in blogs, movies and tv

the love, the hate, the stuff in between

from the octogenarian and even the teens

so i’m deciding right now that anything goes

and now you can watch this blog and see how it grows.

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It wasn’t because of my lie

that she left me for another guy

it wasn’t because of my smell

that made her wish me to hell

it wasn’t because of my attitude

even though she said i was pretty rude

it wasn’t even my hygene

when I was filthy and she was clean

I’m really not sure why we ended up like this

but it might be that i would rather get hit by a car that give her a kiss

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I want a job and i want to work

i want a paycheck and i want the perks

i want a nice office and a cushy chair

i want to give orders and decide what’s best

I want to do research, development and test

I want bonuses and lots of vacation

I want to have fun at my occupation

I want fun coworkers who laugh throughout the day

I want this job and will have it no other way

what? what’s that you say?

you say i’m dreaming my life away?

I don’t think so and i’ll have you know

your just jealous, you lousy foe

I’ll get the job and and prove this chat.

In the meanwhile, do you want fries with that?

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have a little shot,have another shot
have a little shot,have another shot
have a little shot,have another shot
have another shot

And then you throw up

throw up in the club, I just blew chuncks
people all stare at me
i took another sip, then i took a slip
cause the ground was covered like a sea

I drink too much, dont know when to stop
i’m always the center of attention
just drink my tears, drink away my fears
ya can’t go and blame me

cause if you like to drink, you better limit it
if you like to drink, you better limit it
dont want to swallow your drink and revisit it.
if you like to drink, you better limit it

oh, oh, oh

if you like to drink, you better limit it
if you like to drink, you better limit it
dont want to swallow your drink and revisit it.
if you like to drink, you better limit it

I got a beer in each fist, a shot to my lips
been drinking since a quarter to three
causing a fight, i see the light
i can care less what you think

I need no permission, did i mention
i’m always the center of attention
You can have a turn, and now you’re gonna learn
how it feels for the room to spin

cause if you like to drink, you better limit it
if you like to drink, you better limit it
dont want to swallow your drink and revisit it.
if you like to drink, you better limit it

oh, oh, oh

if you like to drink, you better limit it
if you like to drink, you better limit it
dont want to swallow your drink and revisit it.
if you like to drink, you better limit it

oh, oh, oh

don’t tease me with the bottle up high
i’m not that kind of guy
the beer is what i prefer, what i deserve

Here’s a drink that he makes for me which takes me
and delivers me from soberville to ecstasy and beyond
let me fall to the floor, the position i adore
if you join, I wont be alone
If we drop, we’ll be gone

have a little shot,have another shot
have a little shot,have another shot
have a little shot,have another shot
have another shot

And then you throw up, oh, oh, oh

if you like to drink, you better limit it
if you like to drink, you better limit it
dont want to swallow your drink and revisit it.
if you like to drink, you better limit it

oh, oh, oh

if you like to drink, you better limit it
if you like to drink, you better limit it
dont want to swallow your drink and revisit it.
if you like to drink, you better limit it

oh, oh, oh

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