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Wardrobe Malfunction

This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a sucky poem about nipple slips. some top celebrity acrtress poses for pictures down the walk and every reporter watching wants to have her for a talk sometimes she acts politely and tells them all the news and sometimes even unwillingly, she exposes one of her boobs [...]

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June 30, 2009
The Rich and Famous
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Dinosaurs in Birthday Hats

This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Kevin Muldoon @caoimghgin from New Haven for suggesting a sucky poem about dinosaurs in birthday hats.  Not sure where he came up with that one but I don’t ask these questions. We all know many dinosaurs from Barney and Denver to Dino Palaeontologists even found the Futalognkosaurus Dukei which [...]

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June 5, 2009
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How to Fix a PC Computer

*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the topic of “how to fix a computer”.  You too can have a poem dedicated to you if you send @suckypoems a suggestion for a sucky poem on twitter. Fixing a PC computer is actually quite complex you have to do about a 101 [...]

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June 3, 2009
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What a Prom

I remember my prom like it happened today i went in style, i wouldn’t have it any other way i got a stretched limo and a corsage for the girl before going in, we took the limo for a whirl I dressed in the fanciest Tux It only cost me a couple hundred bucks we [...]

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Buy A Tux from Tuxedocanada.com

If you’re looking to buy a nice tux, then you are in luck i just launched a shop to buy a tux, its the top you can get jackets, pants, shirts and a vest but it’s the prices that you will like best. This is just a cheesy ad for the new site i’m hoping [...]

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June 1, 2009
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