Archive for August, 2009


I Was Constipated (Parody of I Wanna be Sedated by the Ramones)

Posted by Flid
In Songs, Sucky
25Aug 09


This song has been on my mind since the first time I heard it on the radio.  Not sure why it took so long to get it up here.  Enjoy!



Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago

I was constipated

Nothing to do, nowhere to go

I was constipated

Just get me to the bathroom and put me on the throne

Hurry hurry hurry before I let it go

I can’t control my bowels I can’t control my flow

Oh no oh ho

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago

I was constipated

Nothing to do, nowhere to go

I was constipated

Just put me in a wheelchair

And get me to the throne

Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco

I can’t control my bowels

I can’t control my flow

Oh no oh ho

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