Author: Flid

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Startups

Building a startup is lots of fun because everyone thinks a business he can run but it turns out that a startup is like a roller coaster ride sometimes you’re on top of the world and others, you want to curl up and hide get yourself into the fetal position to be in your mommy’s...

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And This is Crazy…

  Hey, I’ve never posted a video here, and this is crazy, but here is a crazy bitch video, so watch it maybe. If you enjoyed this let me know in the comments and maybe i’ll start posting some more.

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11 out of 350 Million Facebook Users is not so Bad

Update: Facebook now has close to a billion users and Sucky Poems has 20 Facebook fans so we’re almost growing proportionately. Of 350 million facebook users, I have just 11 fans But to gain a couple more i’ve got a lot of plans Maybe I should write more to gain a bunch of hits But...

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Apple Products From the iPhone to the Macintosh

This poems is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a poem about iPhones. I want to begin by saying i’m a big fan of Apple because making great products they can but I have a theory which ticks me off to no end they keep discovering new technology they pretend I dont believe it well,...

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I had sex with Blake Lively thanks to Tim Ferriss

This poem is dedicated to Tim Ferriss (@tferriss) for his inspiration. Until last night I could just day dream about getting one of the women on my list whom I can sleep without causing problems with my girlfriend for messing around but the list is of celebs that can never be found until last night when...

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Wardrobe Malfunction

This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a sucky poem about nipple slips. some top celebrity acrtress poses for pictures down the walk and every reporter watching wants to have her for a talk sometimes she acts politely and tells them all the news and sometimes even unwillingly, she exposes one of her boobs...

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Dinosaurs in Birthday Hats

This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Kevin Muldoon @caoimghgin from New Haven for suggesting a sucky poem about dinosaurs in birthday hats.  Not sure where he came up with that one but I don’t ask these questions. We all know many dinosaurs from Barney and Denver to Dino Palaeontologists even found the Futalognkosaurus Dukei which...

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How to Fix a PC Computer

*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the topic of “how to fix a computer”.  You too can have a poem dedicated to you if you send @suckypoems a suggestion for a sucky poem on twitter. Fixing a PC computer is actually quite complex you have to do about a 101...

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What a Prom

I remember my prom like it happened today i went in style, i wouldn’t have it any other way i got a stretched limo and a corsage for the girl before going in, we took the limo for a whirl I dressed in the fanciest Tux It only cost me a couple hundred bucks we...