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Premature Finish

Another gem from the Fox! These poems are so hard to begin It’s really hard, not fun, Trying to come up with a topic Oh hey cool, this one’s done

10 Reasons I’m Leaving You

The Fox has once again supplied a few more of his precious gems to share with the Sucky Poem community.  Here is the first.  Enjoy! No, I refuse I don’t like your shoes Fine I don’t mean it, that was a ruse But , no it’s not right You can’t be my wife I can’t [...]

People Can Be So Silly

People can be so silly Like my ole friend Billy Even with two hands behind his back can still give a wet willy

Dont Have a Buck

(The Fox Stole this one from me… It’s simple enough though, maybe sick minds think alike.) i dont have a buck i dont have much luck i dont have a truck but its fine… i dont give a…darn

Lost Arms

im sorry u lost your arms today im sure that really blows if someone angers u, u cant give him the finger ull have to use ur toes

Oh Homeo

Homeo Oh Homeo Where art thou oh Homeo I’m out with my boyz grabbin some toyz and stealin’ your car stereo

I’ve Got a Secret

ive got a secret one i should really tell you look really good today but man o man u smell u should really take a shower, u really smell like poo sure enough i saw him taking that shower to the zoo!

No Clue

i had no clue since she looked so hot but i woke to realize a female she was not

I’ve Just Learned

ive just learned how to hurt your feet by stepping on ur toes i also know how to break your fingers by punching you in the nose

Your Mom

i love ur mom no not in that way i mean how she acts nice every day she makes great food serves watermelon without pits has a pleasant smile oh yea, and really nice t…