(The Fox Stole this one from me… It’s simple enough though, maybe sick minds think alike.)

i dont have a buck

i dont have much luck

i dont have a truck

but its fine… i dont give a…darn

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im sorry u lost your arms today

im sure that really blows

if someone angers u, u cant give him the finger

ull have to use ur toes

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Homeo Oh Homeo

Where art thou oh Homeo

I’m out with my boyz

grabbin some toyz

and stealin’ your car stereo

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ive got a secret

one i should really tell

you look really good today

but man o man u smell

u should really take a shower,

u really smell like poo

sure enough i saw him taking

that shower to the zoo!

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i had no clue

since she looked so hot

but i woke to realize

a female she was not

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ive just learned how to hurt your feet

by stepping on ur toes

i also know how to break your fingers

by punching you in the nose

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i love ur mom

no not in that way

i mean how she acts

nice every day

she makes great food

serves watermelon without pits

has a pleasant smile

oh yea, and really nice t…

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you want me to change

then so should you

ill switch 2 things

that i do

ill pass the food

and fill up on gas

and u can wipe my mouth

and kiss my…

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stick it to the man

demonstrate and picket

if u cant stick it to the man

i have somewhere you can stick it

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