Like my ole friend Billy

Even with two hands behind his back

can still give a wet willy

i dont have a buck

i dont have much luck

i dont have a truck

but its fine… i dont give a…darn

im sure that really blows

if someone angers u, u cant give him the finger

ull have to use ur toes

Where art thou oh Homeo

I’m out with my boyz

grabbin some toyz

and stealin’ your car stereo

one i should really tell

you look really good today

but man o man u smell

u should really take a shower,

u really smell like poo

sure enough i saw him taking

that shower to the zoo!

since she looked so hot

but i woke to realize

a female she was not

by stepping on ur toes

i also know how to break your fingers

by punching you in the nose

no not in that way

i mean how she acts

nice every day

she makes great food

serves watermelon without pits

has a pleasant smile

oh yea, and really nice t…

then so should you

ill switch 2 things

that i do

ill pass the food

and fill up on gas

and u can wipe my mouth

and kiss my…

demonstrate and picket

if u cant stick it to the man

i have somewhere you can stick it

so does the toilet i poop in

thats because your stupid dog

keeps making in my garden

i would really like it

if you dont wanna be my valentine

i dont give a …

thats what the commercial sings

so i tried to make the same commercial

my phone still never rings

this is what she always says

i have more chance of getting action

with the dispenser for my pez

I do it for our nation

I also eat lots of bran

I do that for constipation

and u wont even touch my arm?

and u want me to beg and cry for you

doing my voicebox all this harm?

u wont even touch me at all?

but i still have to buy you more?

now i understand

the great demand

in just getting a hore….ible person

like windows to the soul

But until you remove the gunk from them

its like looking in a different hole