Sucky Poems » Fox

Premature Finish

Flid — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 20:24:21 +0000

Another gem from the Fox!

These poems are so hard to begin
It’s really hard, not fun,
Trying to come up with a topic
Oh hey cool, this one’s doneSimilar Posts:

10 Reasons I’m Leaving You

Flid — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 20:27:51 +0000

The Fox has once again supplied a few more of his precious gems to share with the Sucky Poem community. Here is the first. Enjoy!

No, I refuse
I don’t like your shoes
Fine I don’t mean it,
that was a ruse

But , no it’s not right
You can’t be my wife
I can’t wake up with you
For the rest of my life

There are so many reasons
Like, for 1 I’m a Libra
Our fates go together
Like colours on a zebra

And the fact you spell it colors
That’s number 2
Hehehe I just said
The number of poo

Number 3 is because
You didn’t laugh when
I said number 2
Hah, i said it again

There’s no number 4
Number 5 is because
You won’t shut up til
I tell you what 4 was

Do you agree with these answers?
See why we don’t mix?
You don’t? I’m just crazy?
Well, that’s number 6

Number 7’s a mess
You just don’t look good in a dress
Besides the fact that you’re a guy
With hair on your chest

There’s so many reasons
I don’t mean to be rude
Has nothing to do with
The fact you’re a dude

Number 8 is you’re far
Man, You live in China
And number 9, I like people
That have other qualities

So those are my reasons
Why I’ll be leavin’
I guess I should have 10 reasons
To keep things all even

Then I’ll admit I don’t agree with
your rainbow life
I find it hard to see how
A man is a wife

That alternative lifestyle
Is why this is over
And because I am dating
Your gorgeous dog RoverSimilar Posts:

People Can Be So Silly

Flid — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:52:56 +0000

People can be so silly

Like my ole friend Billy

Even with two hands behind his back

can still give a wet willySimilar Posts:

Dont Have a Buck

Flid — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:31:55 +0000

(The Fox Stole this one from me… It’s simple enough though, maybe sick minds think alike.)

i dont have a buck

i dont have much luck

i dont have a truck

but its fine… i dont give a…darn Similar Posts:

Lost Arms

Flid — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:41:59 +0000

im sorry u lost your arms today

im sure that really blows

if someone angers u, u cant give him the finger

ull have to use ur toes Similar Posts:

Oh Homeo

Flid — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:35:58 +0000

Homeo Oh Homeo

Where art thou oh Homeo

I’m out with my boyz

grabbin some toyz

and stealin’ your car stereoSimilar Posts:

Can’t find any right now. Try the archives.

I’ve Got a Secret

Flid — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 18:11:08 +0000

ive got a secret

one i should really tell

you look really good today

but man o man u smell

u should really take a shower,

u really smell like poo

sure enough i saw him taking

that shower to the zoo!Similar Posts:

No Clue

Flid — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:40:31 +0000

i had no clue

since she looked so hot

but i woke to realize

a female she was not Similar Posts:

I’ve Just Learned

Flid — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:11:50 +0000

ive just learned how to hurt your feet

by stepping on ur toes

i also know how to break your fingers

by punching you in the nose Similar Posts:

Your Mom

Flid — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:41:57 +0000

i love ur mom

no not in that way

i mean how she acts

nice every day

she makes great food

serves watermelon without pits

has a pleasant smile

oh yea, and really nice t…Similar Posts:

You Want Me to Change

Flid — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:25:37 +0000

you want me to change

then so should you

ill switch 2 things

that i do

ill pass the food

and fill up on gas

and u can wipe my mouth

and kiss my… Similar Posts:

Stick it to the Man

Flid — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:25:04 +0000

stick it to the man

demonstrate and picket

if u cant stick it to the man

i have somewhere you can stick it Similar Posts:

My Tushy

Flid — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 04:36:29 +0000

my tushy smell like roses

so does the toilet i poop in

thats because your stupid dog

keeps making in my gardenSimilar Posts:

Dreams

Flid — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:50:37 +0000

when you wish upon a star
your dreams just may come true
when you wish upon a peanutbutter jar
your dreams may just come chew
when you wish upon a strip of tar
your dreams turn into goo
when you wish upon an adult bar
you’ll have dreams ’till your seventy-two
when you wish upon a cigar
your dreams will go too soon
when you wish upon a not far star
you’re dreams will be the moon
when you wish, you’re getting far
gives you something to do
it’s the day that you stop wishing
you lose the dream of youSimilar Posts:

Valentine

Flid — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:40:35 +0000

Will you be my valentine

i would really like it

if you dont wanna be my valentine

i dont give a … Similar Posts:

Pick up the Phone

Flid — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:37:01 +0000

pick up the phone and call us

thats what the commercial sings

so i tried to make the same commercial

my phone still never ringsSimilar Posts:

Headache

Flid — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:30:10 +0000

i have a headache, im just too tired

this is what she always says

i have more chance of getting action

with the dispenser for my pez Similar Posts:

I Sing

Flid — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:29:45 +0000

I sing our country’s anthem

I do it for our nation

I also eat lots of bran

I do that for constipationSimilar Posts:

Pay for Dinner

Flid — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 00:02:18 +0000

so u want me to pay for dinner

and u wont even touch my arm?

and u want me to beg and cry for you

doing my voicebox all this harm?

u wont even touch me at all?

but i still have to buy you more?

now i understand

the great demand

in just getting a hore….ible person Similar Posts:

In Your Eyes

Flid — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:17:35 +0000

In your eyes I see many things

like windows to the soul

But until you remove the gunk from them

its like looking in a different holeSimilar Posts: