You Want Me to Change
you want me to change then so should you ill switch 2 things that i do ill pass the food and fill up on gas and u can wipe my mouth and kiss my…
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Stick it to the Man
stick it to the man demonstrate and picket if u cant stick it to the man i have somewhere you can stick it
My Tushy
my tushy smell like roses so does the toilet i poop in thats because your stupid dog keeps making in my garden
Dreams
when you wish upon a star your dreams just may come true when you wish upon a peanutbutter jar your dreams may just come chew when you wish upon a strip of tar your dreams turn into goo when you wish upon an adult bar you’ll have dreams ’till your seventy-two when you wish upon [...]
Valentine
Will you be my valentine i would really like it if you dont wanna be my valentine i dont give a …
Pick up the Phone
pick up the phone and call us thats what the commercial sings so i tried to make the same commercial my phone still never rings
Headache
i have a headache, im just too tired this is what she always says i have more chance of getting action with the dispenser for my pez
I Sing
I sing our country’s anthem I do it for our nation I also eat lots of bran I do that for constipation
Pay for Dinner
so u want me to pay for dinner and u wont even touch my arm? and u want me to beg and cry for you doing my voicebox all this harm? u wont even touch me at all? but i still have to buy you more? now i understand the great demand in just getting [...]
In Your Eyes
In your eyes I see many things like windows to the soul But until you remove the gunk from them its like looking in a different hole
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