when you wish upon a star
your dreams just may come true
when you wish upon a peanutbutter jar
your dreams may just come chew
when you wish upon a strip of tar
your dreams turn into goo
when you wish upon an adult bar
you’ll have dreams ’till your seventy-two
when you wish upon a cigar
your dreams will go too soon
when you wish upon a not far star
you’re dreams will be the moon
when you wish, you’re getting far
gives you something to do
it’s the day that you stop wishing
you  lose the dream of you

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Will you be my valentine

i would really like it

if you dont wanna be my valentine

i dont give a …

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pick up the phone and call us

thats what the commercial sings

so i tried to make the same commercial

my phone still never rings

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i have a headache, im just too tired

this is what she always says

i have more chance of getting action

with the dispenser for my pez

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I sing our country’s anthem

I do it for our nation

I also eat lots of bran

I do that for constipation

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so u want me to pay for dinner

and u wont even touch my arm?

and u want me to beg and cry for you

doing my voicebox all this harm?

u wont even touch me at all?

but i still have to buy you more?

now i understand

the great demand

in just getting a hore….ible person

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In your eyes I see many things

like windows to the soul

But until you remove the gunk from them

its like looking in a different hole

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