This song has been on my mind since the first time I heard it on the radio. Not sure why it took so long to get it up here. Enjoy! Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago I was constipated Nothing to do, nowhere to go I was constipated Just get me to the bathroom and put me [...]
And then you throw up
throw up in the club, I just blew chuncks
people all stare at me
i took another sip, then i took a slip
cause the ground was covered like a sea
See the blog post on your site See your tweet is quite all right I wait for your value Read your content and start to rate Hope my comment is not too late And I wait to give value With your free value I’ll give free value you post each day three times or four [...]
Ugly, You are so ugly, There is nobody, As ugly as yoooouuu You are so ugly, Miss. Ugly There is nobody, As ugly as yoooouuu You are so ugly, Yo this one here goes out to all my playas out there ya kno there’s this one ugly girl whose always been there like [...]
With love to my big brother on his 30th birthday. At first I was afraid I was petrified I grew up with a big brother Moish who had height and muscle on his side But then I spent so many nights Working out and getting strong And then we grew up and learned how to [...]
A parody of the Friends Theme Song “I’ll Be There For You”. So no one ever told you how much time you’d waste each day So many shows to watch your time just slips away It’s like you’re always stuck down on your rear Well, you haven’t gone outside in a week, a month or [...]
We Want To Make Some Money (Parody of We Didn’t Start The Fire by Billy Joel. If you’re not completely familiar, take a look at the music video, it’s always been a favorite of mine.) We work hard every day, make our money, get our pay 9 to 5 to pay our bills but at [...]
In spirit of Valentines day, here is an old favorite, fixed up for the occasion. Oh, You’d better watch out, You better think quick You better buy some presents I’ll teach you a trick Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town She’s making a list, And checking it twice Whether you follow [...]
Note: I was just thinking of the song American Pie and the following just came out in the last few minutes. Must be my constant thinking about one day being financially free and kicking back. A long long time ago I can still remember how I didn’t have a care in the world And now [...]
Note: I wrote this when i was in college and just found it on an old hard drive. It is a song i wrote which i thought was worth sharing. If anyone can come up with a tune for this, let me know. Some nights I feel so lonely, I know I need a girl [...]
American Tie
Note: I was just thinking of the song American Pie and the...
TRUE LOVE
One of my readers requested a poem about how ugly love can...
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How to Fix a PC Computer
*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the...
URINALS
Just reposting this with some great pictures i took in a bathroom...
when you wish upon a star your dreams just may come true...