Category: Sucky

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And This is Crazy…

  Hey, I’ve never posted a video here, and this is crazy, but here is a crazy bitch video, so watch it maybe. If you enjoyed this let me know in the comments and maybe i’ll start posting some more.

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11 out of 350 Million Facebook Users is not so Bad

Update: Facebook now has close to a billion users and Sucky Poems has 20 Facebook fans so we’re almost growing proportionately. Of 350 million facebook users, I have just 11 fans But to gain a couple more i’ve got a lot of plans Maybe I should write more to gain a bunch of hits But...

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I had sex with Blake Lively thanks to Tim Ferriss

This poem is dedicated to Tim Ferriss (@tferriss) for his inspiration. Until last night I could just day dream about getting one of the women on my list whom I can sleep without causing problems with my girlfriend for messing around but the list is of celebs that can never be found until last night when...

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Dinosaurs in Birthday Hats

This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Kevin Muldoon @caoimghgin from New Haven for suggesting a sucky poem about dinosaurs in birthday hats.  Not sure where he came up with that one but I don’t ask these questions. We all know many dinosaurs from Barney and Denver to Dino Palaeontologists even found the Futalognkosaurus Dukei which...

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How to Fix a PC Computer

*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the topic of “how to fix a computer”.  You too can have a poem dedicated to you if you send @suckypoems a suggestion for a sucky poem on twitter. Fixing a PC computer is actually quite complex you have to do about a 101...

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What a Prom

I remember my prom like it happened today i went in style, i wouldn’t have it any other way i got a stretched limo and a corsage for the girl before going in, we took the limo for a whirl I dressed in the fanciest Tux It only cost me a couple hundred bucks we...

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Buy A Tux from Tuxedocanada.com

If you’re looking to buy a nice tux, then you are in luck i just launched a shop to buy a tux, its the top you can get jackets, pants, shirts and a vest but it’s the prices that you will like best. This is just a cheesy ad for the new site i’m hoping...

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The Inspiration For My Poetry

i’ve been thinking of some really sucky poems to post but people wonder if they are inspired by my life the most Then I have to think twice about writing tons of stuff like mommy and daddy not loving me enough or the years i spent locked in a cellar and how about the beatings,...

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How We Ended Up Like This

It wasn’t because of my lie that she left me for another guy it wasn’t because of my smell that made her wish me to hell it wasn’t because of my attitude even though she said i was pretty rude it wasn’t even my hygene when I was filthy and she was clean I’m really...