My wife looked through a bunch of this site and said I was coming off as angry looking for something to bite I’m not really angry, annoyed possibly with a job and some clients that i have to please I’m ok though because i’m not stuck here for ever i’m going to move on and [...]
People complain about their nose but you rarely hear about their toes that is what people should complain about especially during the summer when their toes stick out the dirt, the corns, chipped nails and fungus there isnt a perfect set of toes among us so work on your toes and make them look nice [...]
I started a contest on HelpYourselfGetLucky.com I’m giving away so many Entrecards, this contest is the bomb The First 100 Participants automatically win So if you’re not part of that 100 it’s practically a sin Do yourself a favor and one for me too Enter the contest because so far, participants, we have a few. [...]
I’ve been asked to write some sucky poems about bosses, offices and work, which I have done and will continue to add to but I was wondering if anyone has suggestions for more categories to write about. Send me your suggestions via comment to this post and I will try to get to work on [...]
I had a great idea, my boss would say If we implement it well, all our problems will go away It will involve a lot of work and thinking through But that’s what I’m paying you to do.
I need you to work this weekend and the weekend after that We have a very important client that always needs things in no time flat He’s really demanding and we need to keep him happy So make sure to answer to his beck and call and make it snappy I can’t do it because [...]
Just make these tiny corrections and get it back to me I want to see the final version in my email by 3. I claim web design and programming takes a little time But the boss says, “it doesn’t, not on my dime.” There are just a few changes, enough with your defiance Web design [...]
Do you mind if I watch you work? Sure, no problem at all boss (you stupid jerk) What’s that over there and the other thing too? It’s html, (that thing you supposedly pay me to do) How did you just do that and make that all come about? They’re called “shortcuts” (and you’re retarded without [...]
The next bunch of poems are dedicated to all the bosses out there. Keep checking each day for a new poem to hang on your cubicle wall. If you like any of them, please share them with your friends and your favorite social media site. ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. My boss dumps tons of work on me each [...]
I know that some of the poems I write are really sucky but surprisingly, I have received a ton of positive feedback and requests for more of some of my less sucky poems. I have been very busy lately so I haven’t had the time to procrastinate and write more poems over the last little [...]
American Tie
Note: I was just thinking of the song American Pie and the...
TRUE LOVE
One of my readers requested a poem about how ugly love can...
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How to Fix a PC Computer
*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the...
URINALS
Just reposting this with some great pictures i took in a bathroom...
when you wish upon a star your dreams just may come true...