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Note: a take on an article on US Weekly.

Mary Kate Olsen can run around at home in the buff
But in the streets she wears fur and all kinds of other stuff
PETA doesn’t like this, not one bit
But like the master of the house, they “isn’t worth me spit”
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Britney spears went to town, riding on her K-Fed
She went nuts and he’s fed up and now he took her 2 kids
She shaved her head and showed her crotch and paraded around town
She lost her visitation rights and then shopped with a low-cut gown
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