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Mary Kate’s Fur

Posted by Flid
In The Rich and Famous
18Jan 08

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Note: a take on an article on US Weekly.

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Mary Kate Olsen can run around at home in the buff

But in the streets she wears fur and all kinds of other stuff

PETA doesn’t like this, not one bit

But like the master of the house, they “isn’t worth me spit”

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Britney spears went to town, riding on her K-Fed

She went nuts and he’s fed up and now he took her 2 kids

She shaved her head and showed her crotch and paraded around town

She lost her visitation rights and then shopped with a low-cut gown

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