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To the love of my life on Valentine’s Day
I’d like to sing your praise if I may
You worship the ground that I walk on
You make sure my worries are long gone
You raise me up when I am down
You make me turn around my frown
You give me hope when there is no other
And I forgive you for cheating with my brother
I know it was an accident and it won’t happen again
Not like the time I walked in on you and my buddy in the den
That happened a few times but I know people can change
And all you need is your priorities to arrange
But all in all being with you has been the best time of my life
And I don’t care that you happen to be someone else’s wife
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Valentine’s is such a complicated day
You have to follow rules which force you to pay
For chocolate and flowers and hallmark cards to boot
You have to go out for dinner and even put on a suit
You try to be so romantic but it’s just a show
It’s ok because everybody is doing it and everybody knows
When you’re in a relationship, you are trapped in a cage
You and your significant other better be on the same page
Otherwise the differences will cause a fight
And you will end up screaming at each other through the night
But the best thing in the world about being single
Is that you can keep your options open and always mingle.
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In spirit of Valentines day, here is an old favorite, fixed up for the occasion.

Oh, You’d better watch out,
You better think quick
You better buy some presents
I’ll teach you a trick
Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town
She’s making a list,
And checking it twice
Whether you follow is whether she’s naughter or nice
Your girlfriend is expecting Valentine’s Day on the town
She knows where you live
She knows where you sleep
She knows what you do with your money
So spend it on her you stupid creep
Oh, You’d better watch out,
You better think quick
You better buy some presents
I’ll teach you a trick
Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town
The lovers in girl and boy land
Exchange presents back and forth
And if you really value your life
You better give in or head for the door
With two dozen roses
And lots of stuffed bears
A big box of chocolates
All in the shape of a heart to show you care
Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town
Oh, You’d better watch out,
You better think quick
You better buy some presents
I’ll teach you a trick
Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town
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Valentine’s Day is the greatest day of the year
The girls get candy and the lucky guys get beer
It’s a day to prove your love for someone, no matter what the cost
Because if you don’t, it will be your love that you lost
Shower your significant other with flowers and presents
But for the single girls, the day is one she resents
Some guys make their girls happy by buying them all kinds of stuff
Some guys make their girls really happy by putting up with all that fluff
For me, Valentine’s day is when my girlfriend treats me as cold as ice
Because I celebrate on February 15th since the candy is half price
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Will you be my valentine
i would really like it
if you dont wanna be my valentine
i dont give a …
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