To the love of my life on Valentine’s Day

I’d like to sing your praise if I may

You worship the ground that I walk on

You make sure my worries are long gone

You raise me up when I am down

You make me turn around my frown

You give me hope when there is no other

And I forgive you for cheating with my brother

I know it was an accident and it won’t happen again

Not like the time I walked in on you and my buddy in the den

That happened a few times but I know people can change

And all you need is your priorities to arrange

But all in all being with you has been the best time of my life

And I don’t care that you happen to be someone else’s wife

Valentine’s is such a complicated day

You have to follow rules which force you to pay

For chocolate and flowers and hallmark cards to boot

You have to go out for dinner and even put on a suit

You try to be so romantic but it’s just a show

It’s ok because everybody is doing it and everybody knows

When you’re in a relationship, you are trapped in a cage

You and your significant other better be on the same page

Otherwise the differences will cause a fight

And you will end up screaming at each other through the night

But the best thing in the world about being single

Is that you can keep your options open and always mingle.

Oh, You’d better watch out,

You better think quick

You better buy some presents

I’ll teach you a trick

Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town

She’s making a list,

And checking it twice

Whether you follow is whether she’s naughter or nice

Your girlfriend is expecting Valentine’s Day on the town

She knows where you live

She knows where you sleep

She knows what you do with your money

So spend it on her you stupid creep

Oh, You’d better watch out,

You better think quick

You better buy some presents

I’ll teach you a trick

Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town

The lovers in girl and boy land

Exchange presents back and forth

And if you really value your life

You better give in or head for the door

With two dozen roses

And lots of stuffed bears

A big box of chocolates

All in the shape of a heart to show you care

Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town

Oh, You’d better watch out,

You better think quick

You better buy some presents

I’ll teach you a trick

Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town

Valentine’s Day is the greatest day of the year

The girls get candy and the lucky guys get beer

It’s a day to prove your love for someone, no matter what the cost

Because if you don’t, it will be your love that you lost

Shower your significant other with flowers and presents

But for the single girls, the day is one she resents

Some guys make their girls happy by buying them all kinds of stuff

Some guys make their girls really happy by putting up with all that fluff

For me, Valentine’s day is when my girlfriend treats me as cold as ice

Because I celebrate on February 15^th since the candy is half price

i would really like it

if you dont wanna be my valentine

i dont give a …