Custom Sucky Poems

Do you want to:

  • Write an awesome poem for a friend or loved one?

  • Write a really sucky poem for someone you don’t like or love as much?

  • Support me so I can write more Sucky Poems?

  • Celebrate an occasion?

  • Toast your a bride or groom?

    Just send me a donation (over $1.00) and I’ll write a custom poem just for you.  The bigger the donation, the better and longer the poem.  Also, the more information you give me, the more detailed the poem can get.  To donate, just click the button below, make a donation and then email me with your details at