This poems is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a poem about iPhones.
I want to begin by saying i’m a big fan
of Apple because making great products they can
but I have a theory which ticks me off to no end
they keep discovering new technology they pretend
I dont believe it well, not completely
They created a bunch of advances and hid it discreetly
do you think they just happen to find a way
to double the memory on their products every other day?
they release their advances over time
to force their fans to spend their every last dime.
once you buy an iphone, it becomes obsolete
but the newer version will make your life complete
it’s faster and smarter and has more room for apps
and once it comes out, your current phone isn’t worth scraps
most companies work on technology and then work to improve
but if your look at apple, they’ve got too much of a groove
every 6 months with a major upgrade
blowing away investors forcasts, their not afraid
i think Apple creates their technology years in advance
and then works backwards to dumb it down at every chance
if that’s true, the iphone could be a decade or two old
it might have been in Job’s back pocket in 1984 as the Macintosh he did unfold.