1and1 Messed Me Over
My site’s been down for a day or two
1and1 (my hosting provider) messed me over and I didn’t know what to do
They lost my sites and I wanted to sue
Because of the incompetence of their whole crew
They promised to get me a backup of all I have done
And within an hour or two everything will run
But they didn’t get back to me so I called again
I asked about my backups, they’ll be delivered when?
They put in the request for backups a few more times
But their effort wasn’t worth a bunch of dimes
After a day an email they finally sent
Saying unfortunately they couldn’t get my stuff, not even a dent
They said I should have called sooner because now it’s too late
 But I wasn’t going to let these fool determine my fate
Luckily I had backups of most of what I have done
and I restored all my settings no thanks to 1and1
Please stay with me and keep coming back
I’ve got tons of new sucky poems overflowing from my sack