This song has been on my mind since the first time I heard it on the radio. Not sure why it took so long to get it up here. Enjoy!
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago
I was constipated
Nothing to do, nowhere to go
I was constipated
Just get me to the bathroom and put me on the throne
Hurry hurry hurry before I let it go
I can’t control my bowels I can’t control my flow
Oh no oh ho
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago
I was constipated
Nothing to do, nowhere to go
I was constipated
Just put me in a wheelchair
And get me to the throne
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can’t control my bowels
I can’t control my flow
Oh no oh ho
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