Single on Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s is such a complicated day
You have to follow rules which force you to pay
For chocolate and flowers and hallmark cards to boot
You have to go out for dinner and even put on a suit
You try to be so romantic but it’s just a show
It’s ok because everybody is doing it and everybody knows
When you’re in a relationship, you are trapped in a cage
You and your significant other better be on the same page
Otherwise the differences will cause a fight
And you will end up screaming at each other through the night
But the best thing in the world about being single
Is that you can keep your options open and always mingle.
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