URINALS
Just reposting this with some great pictures i took in a bathroom in Vegas.
A urinal is really a wonderful thing
It’s really a breeze when a leak do you spring
No seat or covers, paper or tissues
If you need it over there, you have some issues
But with great power comes great responsibility
There are rules to follow when you use the facility
Laws, a code that can’t be broken
A code so strong that it is never spoken
It’s something you’re born with, something so right
The main point is, it can never get too tight
Always leave a buffer between you and your friend
Just in case one of your heads happens to bend
That’s a situation that’s just not right
Especially if your friend experiences excite
If there is no buffer space on hand
Use a stall, hold it in or for g-d’s sake drip in your pants
Just remember to never break the unspoken rule
Because doing so is not a crime but it’s just plain cruel
Don’t ever compromise this little decree
Or you’ll find out the consequences just wait and see
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