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And This is Crazy…
Hey, I’ve never posted a video here, and this is crazy, but here is a crazy bitch video, so watch it maybe. If you enjoyed this let me know in the comments and...
11 out of 350 Million Facebook Users is not so Bad
Update: Facebook now has close to a billion users and Sucky Poems has 20 Facebook fans so we’re almost growing proportionately. Of 350 million facebook users, I have just 11 fans But to gain...
Apple Products From the iPhone to the Macintosh
This poems is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a poem about iPhones. I want to begin by saying i’m a big fan of Apple because making great products they can but I have...
I had sex with Blake Lively thanks to Tim Ferriss
This poem is dedicated to Tim Ferriss (@tferriss) for his inspiration. Until last night I could just day dream about getting one of the women on my list whom I can sleep without causing problems...
I Was Constipated (Parody of I Wanna be Sedated by the Ramones)
This song has been on my mind since the first time I heard it on the radio. Not sure why it took so long to get it up here. Enjoy! Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago...
Wardrobe Malfunction
This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a sucky poem about nipple slips. some top celebrity acrtress poses for pictures down the walk and every reporter watching wants to have her for a...
Dinosaurs in Birthday Hats
This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Kevin Muldoon @caoimghgin from New Haven for suggesting a sucky poem about dinosaurs in birthday hats. Not sure where he came up with that one but I don’t...
How to Fix a PC Computer
*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the topic of “how to fix a computer”. You too can have a poem dedicated to you if you send @suckypoems a suggestion...
What a Prom
I remember my prom like it happened today i went in style, i wouldn’t have it any other way i got a stretched limo and a corsage for the girl before going in, we...
Buy A Tux from Tuxedocanada.com
If you’re looking to buy a nice tux, then you are in luck i just launched a shop to buy a tux, its the top you can get jackets, pants, shirts and a vest...