For the Love of Beer
College students, they love their beer,It’s so cold and oh so clear,It helps them relax and have a great time,A chance to shake off their daily grind. Friends gather ’round to have a laugh,Some...
Category: Sucky
And This is Crazy…
Hey, I’ve never posted a video here, and this is crazy, but here is a crazy bitch video, so watch it maybe. If you enjoyed this let me know in the comments and...
11 out of 350 Million Facebook Users is not so Bad
Update: Facebook now has close to a billion users and Sucky Poems has 20 Facebook fans so we’re almost growing proportionately. Of 350 million facebook users, I have just 11 fans But to gain...
I Was Constipated (Parody of I Wanna be Sedated by the Ramones)
This song has been on my mind since the first time I heard it on the radio. Not sure why it took so long to get it up here. Enjoy! Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago...
Dinosaurs in Birthday Hats
This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Kevin Muldoon @caoimghgin from New Haven for suggesting a sucky poem about dinosaurs in birthday hats. Not sure where he came up with that one but I don’t...
How to Fix a PC Computer
*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the topic of “how to fix a computer”. You too can have a poem dedicated to you if you send @suckypoems a suggestion...
What a Prom
I remember my prom like it happened today i went in style, i wouldn’t have it any other way i got a stretched limo and a corsage for the girl before going in, we...
Buy A Tux from Tuxedocanada.com
If you’re looking to buy a nice tux, then you are in luck i just launched a shop to buy a tux, its the top you can get jackets, pants, shirts and a vest...
The Inspiration For My Poetry
i’ve been thinking of some really sucky poems to post but people wonder if they are inspired by my life the most Then I have to think twice about writing tons of stuff like...
How We Ended Up Like This
It wasn’t because of my lie that she left me for another guy it wasn’t because of my smell that made her wish me to hell it wasn’t because of my attitude even though...