UNATTRACTIVE

Note: I wrote this when i was in college and just found it on an old hard drive. It is a song i wrote which i thought was worth sharing. If anyone can come up with a tune for this, let me know.

Some nights I feel so lonely, I know I need a girl

All of my friends that have one are on top of the world

I can see them giggle and laugh and play

But any time I get close to a girl she tries to run away.

I don’t know what it is, I don’t know why

Is it because I’m a looser, is it because I try?

I can’t get a female, to stay by my side

I want a girl, someone to take for a ride.

Just last week, I was walking down the street,

Looking for a girl, someone new to meet

All of a sudden, I had to stop

This girl came out of a coffee shop

Her hair blew in slow motion out in the wind

My heart stopped and I thought, maybe I’ll have a new friend

I took one look at her face and my heart took another beat

This girl was not like the others, she wasn’t even a piece of meat.

Oh Girl… I find you repulsive!!

I find you so unattractive, I wish you’d go away

I find you so unattractive, when I’m with you, I think I’m gay

You’re so unattractive, your ass fills the room,

You’re so unattractive, your farts a sonic boom….

I find you so unattractive, I’ll kick your bloody ass

I find you so unattractive,

Girl… you’ve got no class

You’re so unattractive, I hate you with my soul

You’re so unattractive, your head’s a big fat mole

You’re so unattractive, I hate you with all my might

You’re so unattractive, for you, I’d lose the fight

Continued chorus

I prayed so many nights to get this girl by my side,

Why does she have to be so darn ugly and make me want to hide

This isn’t what I wanted

This is not how it’s supposed to be

This doesn’t compare to the fairy tales, I heard when I was 3

Chorus

She followed me home that day

I told her for dinner, she can’t stay

She found my number in the phone book

And grabbed onto me like a fishing hook

I was caught there was no escape

For the rest of my bloody life, she was gonna be my date

Chorus

How do I get rid of this girl

There is no place to hide in the entire world

She tracked me down to chili and figi too

Why doesn’t she understand when I say “we’re through”

All my life I wanted someone by my side

Now I want to lie down and die

This girl is torture, she’s worse than hell

I can’t stand her f’in smell

Ok, she’s annoying, with that I can deal

But man is she ugly, she looks like a doggy meal

I don’t even like one thing about it

Now my life is worth a pile of shit

Chorus

You’re so unattractive, for you I’d lose the fight

You’re so unattractive, for you I’d lose the fight

You’re so unattractive, for you I’d lose the fight

For you I’d lose the fight

For you I’d lose the fight

For you I’d lose the fight……………

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT NO MATTER HOW BAD THINGS ARE, THEY CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE.

COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS EVERY DAY, YOU NEVER KNOW IF THEY ARE HERE TO STAY.

THIS SONG WAS INSPIRED BY SOME UGLY PEOPLE I ‘VE SEEN, PLEASE DON’T TELL THEM ABOUT IT, I DON’T WANT TO LOOK MEAN.

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1 Response

  1. Karen says:

    Wow, this poem gets more and more sucky each time I read it. It was destined to be a country music song. Totally.

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