This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a sucky poem about nipple slips.
some top celebrity acrtress poses for pictures down the walk
and every reporter watching wants to have her for a talk
sometimes she acts politely and tells them all the news
and sometimes even unwillingly, she exposes one of her boobs
she promises it was unintentional and didn’t mean for it to happen
then why aren’t you covering up, you have a shirt to wrap in.
it’s never happened before, i usually use a clip
but nobody ever forgets the common nipple slip.